Uni ROCKS!

Today I had my very first lecture at the University of Canterbury! It was Fabulous! I was freaking out all morning waiting for my 3pm lecture to start (THEY MADE ME WAIT THAT LONG!) but once i got there and good Ole' Alistar showed me where the lecture hall of E1 was, I was all good. I sat next to Hamish! The people around me didn't write any notes, so i didn't either... but i will tomorrow! Today I had GEOG 107 -Sustainable cities and Urbanisation!! mmmmm... GEOGRAPHY!!! Tomorrow I have SOC 111 and GEOG 106... so excited now that i know where I'm going! I felt like such a looser walking around having no clue where i was... I should have carried a camera and pretended i was a tourist!
On Wednesday night, work is having a Yagemiester Party, and they are giving away a surf board, in which i have secretly entered under a fake name :Juno Mcguff of course! I'm not working so I'm going to work to drink Yage with Rosie-Posy and Swyeeny! Exciting! Then on Thursday the Mckeena Girls are coming into "promote" Mckenna Burbon, by promote i mean wearing really tight clothes and walk around saying dumb things about Bourbon NO-ONE drinks!
Rose and i are dressing up a police women on that night! So y'all better behave yourselves ;)
Oh and my thought for the week: Why in so many "rap and hop-hop" artists lyrics they call all girls "Shorty or Shawty" and then the girls on the videos are all quite clearly LONG LEGGED?!?!?
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Current Mood:
SO Happy! Uni Rocks! and so does the GROUSE!

Today's fortune cookie says:
Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

Best Moments:
Driving to Nelson to see my family for the w.e before Uni starts, and Actually starting uni! Was sooo wicked! Lectures! Finally!

Worst Moment:
Clashing with people who have strong and similar personalities!

Quote:
Kevin: Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete. Alec: Dinosaurs are obsolete. Marriage is still around.

Songs of the week:
I recommend listening to these little beauties that I'm SO in love with at the moment!
“All I Want Is You”Written and Performed by: Barry Louis Polisar
“Superstar”Performed by Sonic Youth
“Sea of Love”Performed by Cat Power << Fave at the moment!
“Once I Loved”Performed by Astrud Gilberto
“Dearest”Performed by Buddy Holly

Greys Update:
Had to tape it this week because of work..will watch it when i have a spare, and update y'all then!

Last text message received:
HA HA that right, I like the way your thinking poppet!

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Be good children I'm off to wrap a birthday present and drink a cup of tea!

xx

Lying Down

What is it that makes us, meaning humans CONSTANTLY lie about our age?
For example, untill we turn 18..we go through so much to get a silly bit of plastic (fake id) so that we can get into clubs that we are to young to REALLY appricate anyway,and once we turn 18 we lie about it to get things such as movies and bus rides a few measly dollars cheaper?
The sad thing is I am a major commiter of these age-lying crimes. Yesterday I lied to a bus driver so i could ride for $2 instead of 3 or something... did that dollar REALLY make a difference? Although i must add i NEVER had a fake ID, but i think that was becasue i never had a shortage of alcohol or parties thanks to my "socialite" parents! but i will give them credit for them giving me a "good understanding" of drinking culture by slowly bringing it apon me, instead of banning alcohol making me want to rebel, or do it behind there backs, and i do think its because of this that i have never been the girl commered in a puddle of her own vom, as was K-Jayy on Saturday night.. Oh to be sweet 16,kissed WAY to many times, and vodka cruisers at the ready!

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Current Mood:
Happy but Tired-as i finshed work at 3am this morning

Todays fortune cookie says:
He who hurries can not walk with dignity

Best Moment:
Buying my first car-it may be a nana mobile BUT IT IS MINE! and i can drive it! It's very exciting!

Worst Moment:
Working till 3am this morning, having to call an ambulance for a drunk 19 year old, who i have forgotten his name but he told me it 500 times... he thought it was carpet burn but NO it was a gash the size of a tic tac packet! Silly Drunk Boy! I hope he got stitched up okay.

Quote:
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. Dolly Parton

Song:
Outta my head-Ashlee Simpson- Good Name-GREAT song! Catchy and Singable!

Greys Update:
Thankyou GEORGE for FINALLY tellig Callie you had sex with Izzie!

Last text message recived:
Hey! On Saturday wana go to AutoX then shopping?

Last thought before closng this blog:
I love the after taste of orange tic tacs.

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"Totally Boss"

WOW! Its taken me all week to actually get to a point where i can sit down and write to my many adoring fans (crickets chirping).So i have decided this blog will be a weeks edition!
So i finally saw JUNO! IT ROCKS! I'm pretty sure its the best movie i have ever seen in my life! Michael Cera and Ellen Page are totally "Boss"! I am offically in love with Michael Cera and I want to be Ellen Page, Who fully deserves her oscar nomination!!
JUNO= GOD! I plan to go and see it again!

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Current Mood:
Worried and Excited-these moods actually go REALLY well with a cold beer!

Todays fortune cookie says:
Everything takes longer than you think.

Best moment's of the week:

1. My god daughter Courtneys 4th birthday, She got a full fairy suit which she hasnt managed to take off yet, and even wore to the Hardware Store and out for lunch.. Embarresing but the cute factor takes over especially when she starts casting spells and yelling "Pocus Hocus" ever few minutes!
2. Seeing JUNO, This movie is one that i will never tire of, it is hillarous but also has AWESOME messages throughout the movie... especially towards the end, the scene when Michael Cera and Ellen Page a.k.a Paulie Bleaker and Juno MacGuff, and cuddling on the hospital bed. I cried, it was sooo beautifull and very unexpected after laughing so much throughout the whole film, the older women in front of me probably thought i was a crazed looney toon i was laughing so hard!
3. Buying future God-son (hasnt been born yet) a peter rabbit toy.. its soo cute and his first toy. It got me all clucky
4. Finally sending in my information to the friggen annoying Study Link, and having a huge weight off my shoulders.

Worst Moment of the week:

1. Wanting a boyfreind like Paulie Bleaker/Michael Cera and not having one! But seriously other than that my week has be rather good.

Quote's of the week:

A selection of my favourite quotes form JUNO

1. Juno MacGuff: I think I'm, like, in love with you. Paulie Bleeker: You mean as friends? Juno MacGuff: No, I mean, like, for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know... Paulie Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.
2. Paulie Bleeker: Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la' Juno MacGuff: You just take Katrina Von douchebag to prom. I'm sure you two will have like a real bitchin' time
3. Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear. Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.
4. Juno MacGuff: When it comes to boyfriends, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss
5. Bren: When you move out I'm getting two weimaraners! Juno MacGuff: WOAH DREAM BIG! Bren: Oh, go fly a kite!

BTW I think number 3, is the GREATEST QUOTE OF ALL TIME!

Song of the week:

Hmmm... Maybe... Low by T-Pain! Not normally a T-Pain fan but hey its fun to sing!

"Baby got them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, the whole club was looking at her, She its the floor, She hit the floor, next thing you know, shorty go low low low low low low low low !

Grey's Update:

George FINALLY told Izzie he loves her, even though we already know, its always great to hear! It was a great George/Izzie moment!

Last text message recived:

Love you xoxo

Last thought before closing this blog:

I <3>

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Quit Blushin' its Lame!

Love Ash xxxx

Weekend Addition

Okay so my weekend has been so full on i can hardly keep my eyes open whilst writing this blog.
My Family was away this weekend so I had the whole house to myself, oh wait i did have the company of many visitors including :Sam, Kailee, Hamish and Adam, who all stayed at different times in the weekend and of cource i had my true loyal friends Jim Beam and Jack Daniels ;) I can always count on them to.... help me make a TOTAL fool out of myself!

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Current Mood:
Tired from work

Todays Fortune cookie reads:
Anything worth doing can be done.

Best Moment of the weekend:
Going to a gay bar- a total new experience, where i danced liek a complete hooker but still felt hot, and wasnt embarresed cause there where 100 homosexuals dancing more hookerish than me! and getting brought a drink by a michael jackson look-alike, which was really awesome.. He got me a black smirnof-with raspberry cordial in it! SOOO GOOD!'

Worst moment:
I ripped my finger nail off my nail bed... it hurt! ands being hungover all saturday and all sunday!

Quote of the week-end:
"What the prognosis furtle murtle-You're Eggo's Preggo"

Song of the weekend:
Piece of me-Britney Spears

Last text message recived:
Sound like a plan?

Last thought before closing this blog:
Adam better hurry up and get home-else im locking him out!

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Note to self: SEE JUNO!

p.s Off to watch my taped episode of greys anatomy!! mmmm GEORGE OMALLY-MARRY ME!

Love Ash-Boobie! xx