He lo-lo-loves me..He just doesnt know it yet!

*Note: This was written between Geography 106 Lecture and Geography 107 Lab: VERY TIRED:*

Lately I have been experimenting with the concept of "Playing hard to get'.
They put the hard in there becasue it is definatly that...Hard. At least I thought it was...untill a certain unexpected circumstance made it clear to me that this time ol' tradition actually works?!
As soon as you stop wanting them, they start wanting you..if only the rest of the romantic world was this easy. It also seems I am not the only girl to experince this once in a blue moon, paraleell universe kind of encounter this week. One of my home-girls has experienced the exact same situation. Is it in the water? Are boys finally starting to get the picture? Or does playing hard to get actually work? Maybe...but in reality its as certain as playing a game of russain roulette. Will I take my chances in beliving "playing hard to get" Does work...
!ABSO-F*CKING-LUTLEY!

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Current Mood:
Exhausted: 30hours of work this week and UNI on top...ITS NOT FAIR!

Todays fortune cookie reads:
There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.

Best Moment:
My pay packet this week is going to be orgasmic! Those 30 hours may have been worth it!
Getting a Letter from Jessie Bray-Sharpin my hottie form Dunners!

Worst Moment:
Not being able to sleep or swallow last night cause of my sore throat! I hate not being able to swallow, its one of those things that you dont think about untill you cant do it!
And finding out that Patrick Swazey is Dying! Someone told me this was a rumour...i hope it is...I cant live without my Dirty Dancing crush! Oh and also stumbling on a website of Celebrity coroner reports... Buddy Holly's was not that attractive! It will give me nightmares for a while!

Song of the week:
All for love-Bryan Adams and Rod Stuart!
And The Comitments Soundtrack!<-- Highly recommended!

Last text message recieved:
Dont know, My phone is charging in my bedroom, and i cant be assed getting it!

Last thought before closing this blog:
I want,need, must loose 5 more Kg's before i go to Australia on the 10th April!

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Im going to make like Tom and Cruise...
Like ET said to Elliot...
BEEEEE GOOOOOOD!

xxoo

Uni ROCKS!

Today I had my very first lecture at the University of Canterbury! It was Fabulous! I was freaking out all morning waiting for my 3pm lecture to start (THEY MADE ME WAIT THAT LONG!) but once i got there and good Ole' Alistar showed me where the lecture hall of E1 was, I was all good. I sat next to Hamish! The people around me didn't write any notes, so i didn't either... but i will tomorrow! Today I had GEOG 107 -Sustainable cities and Urbanisation!! mmmmm... GEOGRAPHY!!! Tomorrow I have SOC 111 and GEOG 106... so excited now that i know where I'm going! I felt like such a looser walking around having no clue where i was... I should have carried a camera and pretended i was a tourist!
On Wednesday night, work is having a Yagemiester Party, and they are giving away a surf board, in which i have secretly entered under a fake name :Juno Mcguff of course! I'm not working so I'm going to work to drink Yage with Rosie-Posy and Swyeeny! Exciting! Then on Thursday the Mckeena Girls are coming into "promote" Mckenna Burbon, by promote i mean wearing really tight clothes and walk around saying dumb things about Bourbon NO-ONE drinks!
Rose and i are dressing up a police women on that night! So y'all better behave yourselves ;)
Oh and my thought for the week: Why in so many "rap and hop-hop" artists lyrics they call all girls "Shorty or Shawty" and then the girls on the videos are all quite clearly LONG LEGGED?!?!?
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Current Mood:
SO Happy! Uni Rocks! and so does the GROUSE!

Today's fortune cookie says:
Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

Best Moments:
Driving to Nelson to see my family for the w.e before Uni starts, and Actually starting uni! Was sooo wicked! Lectures! Finally!

Worst Moment:
Clashing with people who have strong and similar personalities!

Quote:
Kevin: Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete. Alec: Dinosaurs are obsolete. Marriage is still around.

Songs of the week:
I recommend listening to these little beauties that I'm SO in love with at the moment!
“All I Want Is You”Written and Performed by: Barry Louis Polisar
“Superstar”Performed by Sonic Youth
“Sea of Love”Performed by Cat Power << Fave at the moment!
“Once I Loved”Performed by Astrud Gilberto
“Dearest”Performed by Buddy Holly

Greys Update:
Had to tape it this week because of work..will watch it when i have a spare, and update y'all then!

Last text message received:
HA HA that right, I like the way your thinking poppet!

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Be good children I'm off to wrap a birthday present and drink a cup of tea!

xx

Lying Down

What is it that makes us, meaning humans CONSTANTLY lie about our age?
For example, untill we turn 18..we go through so much to get a silly bit of plastic (fake id) so that we can get into clubs that we are to young to REALLY appricate anyway,and once we turn 18 we lie about it to get things such as movies and bus rides a few measly dollars cheaper?
The sad thing is I am a major commiter of these age-lying crimes. Yesterday I lied to a bus driver so i could ride for $2 instead of 3 or something... did that dollar REALLY make a difference? Although i must add i NEVER had a fake ID, but i think that was becasue i never had a shortage of alcohol or parties thanks to my "socialite" parents! but i will give them credit for them giving me a "good understanding" of drinking culture by slowly bringing it apon me, instead of banning alcohol making me want to rebel, or do it behind there backs, and i do think its because of this that i have never been the girl commered in a puddle of her own vom, as was K-Jayy on Saturday night.. Oh to be sweet 16,kissed WAY to many times, and vodka cruisers at the ready!

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Current Mood:
Happy but Tired-as i finshed work at 3am this morning

Todays fortune cookie says:
He who hurries can not walk with dignity

Best Moment:
Buying my first car-it may be a nana mobile BUT IT IS MINE! and i can drive it! It's very exciting!

Worst Moment:
Working till 3am this morning, having to call an ambulance for a drunk 19 year old, who i have forgotten his name but he told me it 500 times... he thought it was carpet burn but NO it was a gash the size of a tic tac packet! Silly Drunk Boy! I hope he got stitched up okay.

Quote:
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. Dolly Parton

Song:
Outta my head-Ashlee Simpson- Good Name-GREAT song! Catchy and Singable!

Greys Update:
Thankyou GEORGE for FINALLY tellig Callie you had sex with Izzie!

Last text message recived:
Hey! On Saturday wana go to AutoX then shopping?

Last thought before closng this blog:
I love the after taste of orange tic tacs.

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"Totally Boss"

WOW! Its taken me all week to actually get to a point where i can sit down and write to my many adoring fans (crickets chirping).So i have decided this blog will be a weeks edition!
So i finally saw JUNO! IT ROCKS! I'm pretty sure its the best movie i have ever seen in my life! Michael Cera and Ellen Page are totally "Boss"! I am offically in love with Michael Cera and I want to be Ellen Page, Who fully deserves her oscar nomination!!
JUNO= GOD! I plan to go and see it again!

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Current Mood:
Worried and Excited-these moods actually go REALLY well with a cold beer!

Todays fortune cookie says:
Everything takes longer than you think.

Best moment's of the week:

1. My god daughter Courtneys 4th birthday, She got a full fairy suit which she hasnt managed to take off yet, and even wore to the Hardware Store and out for lunch.. Embarresing but the cute factor takes over especially when she starts casting spells and yelling "Pocus Hocus" ever few minutes!
2. Seeing JUNO, This movie is one that i will never tire of, it is hillarous but also has AWESOME messages throughout the movie... especially towards the end, the scene when Michael Cera and Ellen Page a.k.a Paulie Bleaker and Juno MacGuff, and cuddling on the hospital bed. I cried, it was sooo beautifull and very unexpected after laughing so much throughout the whole film, the older women in front of me probably thought i was a crazed looney toon i was laughing so hard!
3. Buying future God-son (hasnt been born yet) a peter rabbit toy.. its soo cute and his first toy. It got me all clucky
4. Finally sending in my information to the friggen annoying Study Link, and having a huge weight off my shoulders.

Worst Moment of the week:

1. Wanting a boyfreind like Paulie Bleaker/Michael Cera and not having one! But seriously other than that my week has be rather good.

Quote's of the week:

A selection of my favourite quotes form JUNO

1. Juno MacGuff: I think I'm, like, in love with you. Paulie Bleeker: You mean as friends? Juno MacGuff: No, I mean, like, for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know... Paulie Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.
2. Paulie Bleeker: Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la' Juno MacGuff: You just take Katrina Von douchebag to prom. I'm sure you two will have like a real bitchin' time
3. Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear. Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.
4. Juno MacGuff: When it comes to boyfriends, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss
5. Bren: When you move out I'm getting two weimaraners! Juno MacGuff: WOAH DREAM BIG! Bren: Oh, go fly a kite!

BTW I think number 3, is the GREATEST QUOTE OF ALL TIME!

Song of the week:

Hmmm... Maybe... Low by T-Pain! Not normally a T-Pain fan but hey its fun to sing!

"Baby got them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, the whole club was looking at her, She its the floor, She hit the floor, next thing you know, shorty go low low low low low low low low !

Grey's Update:

George FINALLY told Izzie he loves her, even though we already know, its always great to hear! It was a great George/Izzie moment!

Last text message recived:

Love you xoxo

Last thought before closing this blog:

I <3>

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Quit Blushin' its Lame!

Love Ash xxxx

Weekend Addition

Okay so my weekend has been so full on i can hardly keep my eyes open whilst writing this blog.
My Family was away this weekend so I had the whole house to myself, oh wait i did have the company of many visitors including :Sam, Kailee, Hamish and Adam, who all stayed at different times in the weekend and of cource i had my true loyal friends Jim Beam and Jack Daniels ;) I can always count on them to.... help me make a TOTAL fool out of myself!

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Current Mood:
Tired from work

Todays Fortune cookie reads:
Anything worth doing can be done.

Best Moment of the weekend:
Going to a gay bar- a total new experience, where i danced liek a complete hooker but still felt hot, and wasnt embarresed cause there where 100 homosexuals dancing more hookerish than me! and getting brought a drink by a michael jackson look-alike, which was really awesome.. He got me a black smirnof-with raspberry cordial in it! SOOO GOOD!'

Worst moment:
I ripped my finger nail off my nail bed... it hurt! ands being hungover all saturday and all sunday!

Quote of the week-end:
"What the prognosis furtle murtle-You're Eggo's Preggo"

Song of the weekend:
Piece of me-Britney Spears

Last text message recived:
Sound like a plan?

Last thought before closing this blog:
Adam better hurry up and get home-else im locking him out!

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Note to self: SEE JUNO!

p.s Off to watch my taped episode of greys anatomy!! mmmm GEORGE OMALLY-MARRY ME!

Love Ash-Boobie! xx

Wizard of OZ

Okay, So yesterday I brought up something that has been bugging me for a while now, and that is how the Scarecrow, Tinman and Cowardly Lion felt when Dorothy Left Oz for Kansas.
A movie i watched recently said that Dorothy was a gift and that she taught them all so much blah blah blah... i gues that is true, but i would say that the S.C, T.M and C.L would not have had the motivation themselves to see the Wizard without Dorothy? I dont know.. I've been in a situation of saying good bye to someone, without the garrentee you will ever see them again, and i was sad but hey i have email?!?! S.C, T.M and C.L dont have email in Oz i expect?? Another thing that is bugging me about the Wizard of Oz movie is at the end, Dorothy tells the Scarecrow that she will miss him most of all??? Hmmmm favouritism.. maybe they had a little "fling" on the side that wasnt shown in the movie?? How did the Tinman and Lion feel about this little annoucement..Its not thier fault Dorothy didnt find them first, they just happend to live closer to the emerald city than the scarecrow...they helped Dorothy get home to kansas just as much as the Scarecrow? So answer me this, Why did Dorothy say she would miss the Scarecrow most of all?? In my opinion he WAS the most attractive of the 3??? Hmmmm... the things that make me wonder!

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Current Mood:
Confused/Happy/Stressed about getting everthing sorted for my student loan.

Todays Fortune Cookie reads:
He who hurries can not walk with dignity.


Best moment of the day:
FINALLY ringing Univeristy of Canterbury to finalise my enrolment and pick the papers i wil be studying! FINALLY getting a library card to the local Library. FINALLY starting to get things sorted with my student loan etc. FINALLY im getting the ball rolling on my neew exciting life!

Worst moment of the day:
The angry Librarian:Who i mite add had the BIGGEST FUNKING KANKLES i have ever seen,
She wouldnt let me get a freaking library card untill i proved to her that i lived in the "Selwyn District! What a dick, i think she thought i was the next big "book thief" look for me in the local papers people, she must have thougth i looked dodgy with my blonde hair and blue eyes... hmmm?? Owell, I'll just piss her off by bringing my books back late...Take that BIARCH!

Last text message:
Man, I love you, Ashwee!!

Last thought before closing this blog:
YAY courtney is here, Sprinklers and Swimming, Im such a child! Best babystter ever!

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Have a Fab day lovies!

p.s If your wondering why this blog is kinda rambling asss dribble..ima ll hyporactive of Coca Cola!! ;)

Bring it on!

I'm am in a total rut! I need to go back to learning. I'm bored SHIT-LESS and I'm sick of doing nothing productive during the day! I seriously cant wait for UNI to start! Then i can get out of this rut, and actually feel like I'm doing something meaningful with my life! Ahh I hope i haven't forgotten how to learn... Bring on University! Bring on Parties, Education and Meaning!

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Current Mood:
Excited for my weekend home alone with Kailee-Jayy, And seeing Ad-ham!

Today's Fortune cookie reads:
Love is like paint,...it makes things beautiful when you spread it,
...but it will dry up if you don't use it.

Best moment:
Death at a Funeral... I'm not normally a BIG fan of British Comedy but this movie was GOOD! What was more entertaining than the movie was the boys sitting next to Sam and I, who where chucking ice at the chatty girls in front of us, who where so annoying I am going to complain to the manager and squeeze free movie tickets out of him!! (Maw HA HA)

Worth Moment:
The chatty annoying 13 year-old's sitting in front of me at the movies.. oh i am SO glad i am not 13 again! THANK GOD!

Last text message received:
I was hoping you were going to text me ha ha, you should put some money on your phone!

Last thought before ending this blog:
I really should put some money on my cell-phone!

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Hmmm... something to think about..Have you ever wondered how the Scarecrow, Tin-man and Cowardly Lion felt after Dorothy left Oz, knowing they would never see her again? I'll tell you what i think tomorro.

Love xx

Advertising is my future!

My day today has been fairly uneventful, it consisted of mostly babysitting my gorgeous god daughter, who is only 3 years old and she's probably my best friend in the world. Then work.. Work is where i supply beer of all kinds but mostly SPEIGHTS and DB (a bit of advertising) to mostly over 45 year old men, who are either farmers or trades-men. It truly does make my day when there are cricket conferences at Lincoln Uni... which there was today.. hm mm cute boys! And now i am unwinding and getting the images of "Brownie" a drunk local , dancing to Joe Crocker's "You can leave your hat on" (shudder) before going to my nice comfy bed...ahhh bliss!

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Current Mood:
Busting for the loo...is that a mood? owe'll it is now!

Today's fortune cookie reads:
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Best moment of the day:
Being told I was the best bar-maid that had EVER worked at the famous grouse hotel/pub...Now this is probably true, because how many barmaids know exactly was 95% of her patrons drink, their full name and nickname?? And no I'm not a stalker I just enjoy my new job, and i made it my mission to be the best! The locals love that they don't have to ask for CD or DB (more advertising). The man who told me i was the best was a little drunk, but owe'll, means all the same to me.

Worst moment of the day:
My McChicken burger from MCDONALD'S (advertising) did not have enough mayonnaise in it..to dry for my liking!

Last text received:
Yep! Keen.

Last thought before closing this blog:
I'm so excited that Adam is coming down to Christchurch to see me, and that i have the house to myself! :)

Be GOOOOOD ... said like E.T to Elliot in the closing scene in E.T

No Day but Today

Wow! My first official blog that doesnt contain the usual blog behavior on such site's as "Bebo".. that includes such wonderful information and real hard hitting questions such as>
What do you really think of me? Would you f*ck me? Do you think I'm hot? etc etc... LAME!

So here it is.. The life of Ashleigh Geddes, Finally for all the world (or just the lame people who are ACTUALLY interested) to see.

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Current Mood:
Full (To much dinner)

Today's fortune cookie reads:
"You are deeply attached to your family and friends'

Best moment of the day:
My beautiful god-daughter Courtney (Age-3) taking off all her clothes, except her pair of gumboots and dancing under the sprinkler in the front yard, Singing 'It's Raining" and coming back to me every few minutes to give me a 'kips" (kiss) and tell me she loved me, bless her soul! Oh i wish i had the confidence to join her!

Worst moment of the day:
Not being able to text the VERY cute guy I met on Saturday night because I had NO MONEY on my cell phone. Why was i so desperate to text the guy? Well...How many guys do you meet who can get me into a nightclub, without waiting in line! (Very "the hills"), and then buy me a drink, and picks my favourite one without even ASKING. I'm not sure how he got this "Christchurch celeb status" but I liked it!

R.I.P:
Heath Ledger- You genius, Why you?
Mike Williams- Forever in my Cambodia memories.

Quote of the week:
"If its not one thing, Its the other, Get back to me when its neither."

Movie of the week:
Juno

Song of the week:
Fast Cars and Freedom-Rascall Flatts

Catch Phrase of the month:
"You're crazy wild cat"

Grey's Update:
Begins on SUNDAY! :)

Last text message recieved:
"Heya Sexy, whats up"

Last thought before closing this blog;
I wonder how Kailee's date is going?

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Be good cherubs, See you tomorrow!
xxx